Last post wins

First topic message reminder :

Hey, every Forum needs one, it's a rule. For those who don't know what this is, it's where people compete for the last post, and eventually give up on the 4th page and use the thread to then talk about random things that appeal to them. Pretty much just an excuse to raise post count while talking about things and switching up the discussion so much that if it were any other thread, it would be locked With this in mind, gooooo!

So far I'm winning.

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*Tosses Kyou at Tzura* Lolyesfooi'llpityyou

*is apparently tossed* Uhmm thanks? But I don't need your pity

No Kyou, I'm pitying Tzura because he needs it. You are a weapon now!

*catches Kyou and throws him back* LmfaoNoIDon'tNeedPity

/me deflects Kyou like a shuriken. Goes MARINES and dives behind sandbags with a WARFACE. Grabs a radio and calls in the ROFLCOPTERS. "We need immediate air support! The fail.. it's too much! We're not going to make it! Kill them all!"

And the ROFLCOPTERS came in one after one, firing LOL missiles, dropping OMFG bombs, and unleashing their ROFLCANNONS all on Tzura in a moment of epicness.

I win.

Guards against the onslaught of LOL and ROFL epicness with his ROFLOL shelter. Then his POWERTHIRST drinking LOLSquad fires their own concoction of ROFLBombs and Sex at the ROFLCOPTERS. With a mighty RAWRBOOM Tzura launches his BIGAMERICAN bomb (stronger than nukes) at Shu which will explode all things within a billion mile radius.

Slowly, all around thyself, the ROFLCOPTERS fell to the ground one by one. The battle was a massacre, and the ROFLOL shelter was truly impenetrable. As the air support diminished and retreated, Shu could see that he was truly near defeat.

Standing up and taking a step back, Shuryo jumped up into the air and pulled out a grenade. He hovered momentarily as he watched the BIGAMERICAN bomb come towards him. Pulling the pin, Shu brought the grenade back.

"It's.."

He hesitated, and then threw the grenade directly at the missile before it could reach the halfway point.

"OVER NINE THOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDD!!!!!!!!"

And as he yelled, he turned, and began to fly away as fast as he could while the grenade grew close to the missile and blew. Except, this grenade was special.
As the explosion erupted, it compacted itself, and then blew into a Black Hole.
The missile, the ROFLOL shelter, and all the army would be consumed as Shu used his Tobi Technique to warp several dimensions away without being sucked in.

The carnage that surrounded him was both beautiful and terrifying. He watched as the ROFLCOPTERs fell, the symphony of bullets ripping through human flesh and war cries of their soldiers. As his BIGAMERICAN flew towards Shu, he felt that victory was imminent, but suddenly the world around him began to shatter once the words "OVER NINE THOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDD!!!!!!!!" were shouted. In a flash that seemed to move in slow motion everything that he had brought to fight and even the ground beneath his feet was sucked away.

Tzura knew that he had lost this war of Epicness and Lol and accepted his fate. With an emotional shout he fell to his knees and the black hole grew larger and larger. He couldn't do anything then. He would just disappear into the nothingness.

>.> ...

Lol

All I do is win.

Not while I'm posting in this thread.

I'm classy.

I'm.. indifferent

Sure you're not odd?

I'm not a Tuna

Are you a tuna sandwich?

No, but I will give you a Halibut sandwich.

No comprehension...

Not my problem.

68.