(Mission) Let it Snow!

A male appeared and gazed at the one known as his contractor. He was the same contractor that was going to give him his next mission. Ugh, missions. How droll. Not only that, but what about the very simple drollness of the great and awkward Yukigakure. It was cold, annoying, freezing, and even bitter. Yes, bitter. That's the word he would use. It was cold enough to make you think that the very depths of hell would freeze. Or at least your blood. But he didn't care about that this instant. He cared more about the mission, and his money.

The male spoke to him, it was male and you could tell because of the voice. But that didn't matter either. Anywhoo, he spoke about how it was going to be. It was going to be a great and deathly job. It was hazardous to his health and how Yuki would be destroyed and how the sudden rush of water it would create it would flood Yuki and what the fuck ever. He nodded and didn't even bother to say anything about it. He just wanted to get this shit over with and kill something, or what ever so he could get his money. With a final nod, he disappeared.

Reappearing in a great place. It was the caps. How the caps, what joy it was. Not really, he hated every moment of it. His veins pulsing with pure rage that he had to be in this cold. But he managed to push through it anyway. With in moments, he was at the right track. What an idiot this Dr. Madd was. He had signs all over the place, saying 'This way to the secret hideout that Dr. Madd is in.' Like he thought, what an idiot.



Finally, his body shifted as he stopped a good pace away from the building. IT was sort of heavily guarded. What joy. This would piss him off much so, and it did. He looked around and wondered if he was even going to get paid for all this shit. He could just mug every last ninja, they would have at least 2 ryo on them. After all, no one leaves home with out at least some Ryo on them. Yea, that would work out. And so, he would steal any Ryo he came across. What fun!

He crept to the door and noted the pasterns of the guards. Stopping behind a sort of bush thing, he waited. A guard finally came round and, with little effort, he sliced him in half with his blade. How EASY!!!. He rummaged through his pockets and looked. AH HA!!!, that's right. This man had 1 ryo, wait. 1 Ryo? That fucking sucks!!!!! 1 ryo of all the amount of money this guy could have, and he had 1 fucking ryo. What joy, and that was sarcasm.

After his pissy show, he leaped up and landed on the deck of a small platform. This was just above where the guards were. IF he was to get rich, he would have to steal some ryo, right? So he used his ninja skillz to do just that, steal Ryo. He lowed his body to the deck and looked down over it. Watching one of the guards, he dropped down and kicked him in the face. Of course, It should have been noted that these guards were the average stupid ones with no ninja skills what so ever. Ha, how easy this was so far.

He searched through the pockets of this male and, of course. That's right, you guessed it. No ryo. How pathetic. With that, he jumped around like a monkey and landed on a small bar. But what's this? He was SEEN!?!?!?!? OH NO!!!! The male was stunned to see a six foot male with a long ass sword and a demon looking glove hand. So he was stunned. With a frown, the intruding male sighed and he vaulted towards him with a singular slash to his abdomin. Of course this sliced him in half. Kneeling down he examined the pockets of this male. OH!! LOOKIE!!! 2 Ryo. That totaled 3 RYO JUST FROM 2 PEOPLE. WHOOPIE!!!!

His body shifted and he leaned against the wall. Leaning so he could see the passageway, he noted 3 guards. This would be easy. A single slash and all three of them would get killed. Now, it was time to play metal gear solid. That's right, it was time to be, snake. Tapping the wall, he waited for them. His blade set so he would stab all three of them because, well, it WAS a hallway big enough for one person to get through. And so, they got towards it, and sure enough, all three of them walked one more step, and he impaled them with his blade. Piercing stab all of them, heart shot at that too. What joy this was. He had to pull the blade out with a little more force than he wanted to exert, but still. With quick movements, he found a total of 7 ryo on them. That counted up to 10 RYO TOTAL!!! Whoo, this was a good day wasn't it. How fun!!.

With a sort of quick shot he made himself prone and commando crawled to the main door. There was no side door, so he had to make this good. Popping himself up by jumping, he quickly opened the door and sneaked in. The room was black. How droll. And what's more, it was the first of 5 rooms. What joy!!!! And in these rooms, were real Ninja, or so they would call themselves.

The male walked towards the other end of the room. No light, this was bad. He needed light. He took his left hand and the blade, sliding both of them across each other, he was able to see a male shoot towards him just in time to dodge. How odd, a black ninja that used night as cover. Ha, this would be good. He ran the blade across the ground to cause sparks. This would allow him to see. And just in time. He dodged once more and aimed a slicing attack that took off one of the male's legs. HA, nice shot boy, nice shot.

The male hit the floor with a loud *THUD* and he laughed a bit. a man who was so good in the dark, didn't see such an easy attack coming. How awful. Of course he had no money on him, sadly. With that, he dragged the male by the only leg he had left with him. Why? He could be useful now. The male entered a new room, room number four. He was almost there. WOOO. Still only with 10 fucking ryo. Just ten. Maybe this next guy will have more, heh. One could hope at least!!

Finally, with in a moment, he darted towards a male at the end of the room. The other male still in his hand. Why? You'll see. When he appeared with in ten feet of the male at the other end, what? Nukira's body, the intruder that was, lost his mobility. Or so he thought. A Genjutus? not quite. It was a smell sort of thing. He had smelled a sort of sweet scent that cause him to be paralyzed. How troublesome. The male, no wait, it was a woman!!!! And she dove down to kill poor little Nukira. Well, ok she wouldn't be able to but still. With a moment, he had sniffed the horrible stench of athleets foot, random toe fungus, and decaying body all at once. It was overpowering and allowed him to pull the body and smash the girl in to it. This poor black suited ninja was in so much pain.

Being used as a shield, battering ram, and club all at once, he was in sure fire pain. The woman fell to the ground and began to scream in pain. She had landed on a nail. Ouch. Her body was paralyzed from the waist down. Awe, how sad. He didn't care though. Picking her up, he placed her on his shoulder. What was one more body to use? Just one more body to use. With this, he walked to the next room. What? This room was filled with spikes and a single beam. What the fuck was this guy on. IT was like regects from the Noiwaban group and they were just trying to feel happy about themselves to be able to defend against all fake ninja with uber fake ninja shit. And by the way, the woman had no money either. STill left with 10 ryo. poor poor broke Nukira.

His body shifted once more and he came to see a wonderful thing. Yes, she was butt fucking naked. The next ninja was a naked ninja, who was wearing nothing but a smirk. What joy. After an hour of nosebleed and placing tissues in his nose, he climbed up on the single board, and prepared to fight. He threw the dark ninja guy thing at her, to cause her to move about. After that, he used the other woman ninja as a club. He aimed to strike the naked ninja in the chest. And it worked. It sent the girl far back, and in to the wall of spikes. Poor girl, the spikes tore through her breast, uterus, and all. It actually tore her to threads. What pity that was. She had a nice rack too.

With little effort, he made it across, picking up the dark ninja and walking to the next room. Room number two. He gazed at the next ninja. A naked guy. Ugh, nasty shit. He stood there with his junk hanging round like a sack of rotten potatoes, and the smell matched rotten eggs. Did this guy even know the meaning of BATHE? most likely not. Ugh. How nasty this shit was. The guy had a thought, throwing the paralyzed girl, she happened to land perfectly on him, mounting him. And he fell to the floor.

With a soft sigh, he walked over. Taking his blade he sliced the two in half. He didn't even bother to check the naked guy or chick for money. He really didn't want money of they were hiding any. Not from them anyway. How. odd. He shifted once more, and kept his last human meat sack known as the black ninja, and waited. He just reached the last room. Room number one. It was a regal looking man with a rapier. How odd, and here everyone thought it would be a ninja. Heh. Anyway, with that being said, Nukira bolted towards him. Suddenly, he throw the male at him. When the rich man parried, Nukira was already behind him slicing the rich douche's head off. As it plunked down on the ground, it rolled away. Searching his pockets, OH MY GOD!!!! He found a total of, one million RYO. TOTAL, the male just now had about nine hundred ninety ryo. So yes, he just got one million ryo people. He just got, one million fucking ryo. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From there, he walked through with a smile on his face. He came to the final room. It was the room, with the machine. What joy. Nearing the end and now, it would be fun, would it not? With a quick movement, his hair fluttering like that of a fairy. He finally appeared, with his one million ryo and stood there. Looking around. He found a last ninja, and finally, Dr. Madd. This ninja was good though. REALLY good. This ninja was like, the white ninja of the snow. Only, it, and it's said it becuase it was unsure as to what this ninja's gender was, was using fire. So, let's get this on.

His body shifted as he vaulted in to the sky and landed on a singular block. From there he shot towards the male and aimed a slice to his head. Of course, this didn't work. Why you ask? simple. He was just too good. His left hand came up with a sword, and stopped Nukira's attack in its tracks. How sad. With that, he used the momentum from the parry to vault upwards overhead. Coming down to attack the male on the head. That was also parried by the same move. Vaulting back in to the air a good ten feet, he body flickered to in front of the person, aiming to kick the male in his chest. That too, was blocked by an arm. This guy was good. Too good. It had to be a machine to be making such accurate parries and blocks.

His body shifted once more and he vaulted towards the white ninja. With a moment, he body flickered so that hr was now to the left side, and he aimed an elbow to the thing's face. And it struck. The elbow shattered the face of the thing, and it was now known. IT was indeed, a fake ninja. I twas a robot. So now, he knew that robots were easily defeated by what? Electricity and what shit. That's right. His Gentle fist wouldn't work here, so he had to think of another way to do this. His body shifted as he darted towards him, head on. As soon as he reached the two foot mark, he aimed his left hand to crush the robot's arm. And it worked. The robot's right arm was crushed with his metal glove. Why you ask? how could that work? It was logical. The momentum he used, was able to add to his full weight, and crush the arm. Though it was unable to hold weapons or function as an arm, it was still usable as a shield, and that's what he did.

He sliced the arm in half, with his blade. This was because he had aimed an attack to strike the body of the machine. What fun this was turning out to be. There was one way to finish this beast off. And he wanted to show his ability to really cause damage. He threw his sword at the beast. When he aimed to block it with his left arm, it pierced his arm slightly, from there, Nukira kicked it in further and it pierced the bot's body fully. From one end to the other. He leaned down and approached the all wonderful palm formation. Sixty four smashing hits would come from this point, and here they started. The first hit was two palms, then two more. Four came after that, then Then eight, sixteen, thirty two, and finally, sixty four palms. At the last palm, he pushed the bot far in to the room, nearly hitting the machine. The male known as Dr. Madd was crazed adn tried to run away. With body flicker, Nukira appeared there and stopped him. Lifting him up, he tied him to a chair and walked over to the machine. Taking his blade that was now clean, because of the robot's cloth and machine body, he placed it on the ground.

Ripping the panel off, he started to cut wires. The first wire he cut, caused the lights to shit off. Now it was dark. How rude. Reconnecting those wires and tieing them, he tried the next wire. This wire caused the sirens to blair. How suckish. The sirens were loud and roaring in his ears. Reconnecting the wires he then cut the next set, the sirens stopped and an old lady walked out. She was wrinkled and gross. Nasty. Then, wha'ts worse, she started to strip!!!! Bleh. Nasty. She stared oddly as she cocked her head towards Nukira as he ignroed her. Yuk, nasty shit. Then, he got up and started towards the male known as Dr. Madd. He felt a tap on his shoulder. Turning around, the old lady smacked him with her purse causing him to stumble. What the fuck was in there?!?!?! BRICKS? well, actully it was all old lady stuff. But it knocked him on his ass. From there, the old lady robbed him, yes, robbed him, of the million of ryo he just stole. THAT SUCKS!!! THE FUCKING OLD LADY JUST ROBED HIM, AND SHE WAS NAKED!!!!!!!! NASTY SHIT!!!!

GEtting up and noting the old lady was now gone, he sighed. He was just robbed by an old fart, who was naked. Nasty shit indeed. Now, Dr. MAdd was laughing and so, Nukira walked over. Dragging the chair and him, by his neck, to the machine, he asked.

"What, wire."

He more of stated the sentence. He still laughed. And so, he placed the male and began to make like he was going to cut the black wire. Dr. Madd yelled out as he saw this and so, Nukira noted it was the other wire. Cutting it, the machine died down and it even activated the self destruct sequence. Convenient. From there, he bolted towards the exit leaving Dr. Madd there. And of course on his way out, there was the blueprints next to the door. Wow. How easy this shit was. From there, he body flickered a good one hundred feet away from the building as it started to explode. This was fine though, because he was on his way to give the blue prints and get his money. WOOO MONEY!!!.

Reaching his contact. He gave the blueprints to him. He then took it to the Yuki scientests, and with that, he was paid the 300 Ryo he wanted. What joy. IT was all over now. Yays, for him...Yays for him. But wait, there was more. That old lady came back. How rude. She smacked him once more and caused him to get knocked on his ass. How rude again yes? He then was robbed 150 more ryo. ACK!!! It sucked. He was robbed by a naked old lady. TWICE IN ONE FUCKING DAY Then he thought, 'Damn, this old lady is more ninja than me.' He, blamed it on the little bitches, they sent her after him. And they, were going to pay.....yes...going to pay, with their ryo.


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