The beginning of a psychopath (Open; no killing)

A man wearing a purple long coat that stretched down to his shins, in a style reminiscent of a samurai, was walking down the streets of Soragakure. Accompanying this unique coat of his was a full head of messy blond hair, crimson red eyes that were half-open, half-closed in a kind of daze that made it look like this man was either tired or bored, a white, long-sleeve coat underneath the coat, and black ninja pants. His accessories included metallic hand guards that went up to his elbows and hid under his jacket.

In any case, a man of this description was walking down the streets of the ever-so-populated Soragakure. As populated as it was, he was insanely bored. He had a serious, cold expression on his face, made even more intimidating by his devilish red eyes. Some would consider him a devil of some sort with his current posture that he took up whilst he walked. But what was going on in his head? Thoughts bouncing everywhere, ranging from things like "Dude, that chick was hot!" to "I want to kill myself", and continued bouncing everywhere.

With all these thoughts ranging from good to bad, almost all would consider him a lunatic that should be put in an asylum or something similar. However, this isn't the case for him, oh no, he considers himself perfectly normal, assuming that everyone's thoughts vary so greatly like this. "Just... shut it!" he thought in his head, shouting at himself, and stopped, falling to the ground with his hands in his face to cover something. Apparently his head was throbbing him like a bell from all these insane thoughts, and he was on the edge of losing it.

He turned his pained gaze from the ground over to follow the female voice that had asked him a question and followed by touching him. He raised himself off the ground and stood up to see the girl. The whispers began, from all around him, circling him, mocking him. His gaze was kind of glazed, spacing out and now looking to the sky. "Hahaha... hahaha. HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!" he started laughing out loud in a high-pitched, kind of demonic voice. His voice alternated from high like a hyena to low like some sort of demon, to his normal voice, and then high again. Rinse and repeat for about 2 minutes and you've got what this crazy son of a bitch has been doing his whole life.

"Oh man.. sorry about that, I just... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" he continued his laughing. People walking by hurried past him with concerned looks. He eventually took a step back, almost falling over and breaking his neck. "Oh, sorry about that... heheh... nothing...happened...l...a...d..y- GAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!" he continued and fell to the ground in his idiotic, maniacal, bone-chilling, and contagious laughter. No one knew why he did this, not even he himself knew. He was just a natural born lunatic, you could say. "You could say I should have been.. thrown in the loony bin! HAHAHAHA!" he continued, now right up in the girl's face with a huge grin that took up almost his whole face.

Straight out of the bathroom came a wandering Shigwit. Click click click, soft and sharp steps would position themselves on the soil from the Genin. Eyes covered in joy and relief would be viewed if one could possibly see behind the mask that was donned by Shigwit. Oh, the harmony that came about from taking a nice piss. His eyes sparkled with the rolling of his teeth that occurred from the attraction that had been taking place before him. Covered by a thick black cloak that masked his build, ethnicity, and all sorts of details came this unknown man. Anyway, after relieving himself the male forget to button his pants up so in a little hole in the black cloak you'd notice his zipper hanging loose and attracting all sorts of women. Oh, the monstrous 10 inch that launched itself from the being. Well, that was another story. This little detail didn't faze the man as he had a regular pace towards two Chuunin. Usually, a fine man such as Shigwit would button his pants with his free hand. Instead though, the left hand of Shigwit would be placed on a katana that hanged on the left side of him. Swinging it up and down like a robot or something the item would be positioned to where the Chuunin were at. No no, he was far out of range to hit them with the swiping motions. Instead of that though, these actions were used to show the presence of Shigwit.

"Blah blah, hand me your money or I shall fatten the children, have them mate, and then eat them. Herp derp, my blade is all nice and ready to start chopping off some meat too!"

Yeah, after making a brief threat and announcement that had it's focus resting on the Chuunin the Genin haulted about 10 feet away from the two. Besides that though, the aim of the katana in Shigwit's hand had changed to some group of kids resting nearby. Eat them? Chop them up? Well, he didn't care about that. Nah, they were just little tools for the operation. Operation Get-Me-Cash-Right-Now-Cuz-I-Want-Some was in action. The right now aspect was already in motion! Now then, where's the cash? Munching on some chew toy that Shigwit stole from a dead puppy that had fallen off of some sky village that was above the land of sky from the land of skies of skies and in the sky, Shigwit was all snuggly about the thought of getting some money. Ooooh, his eyes almost popped out of the little mask that covered his entire face. Naw, not quite though. He could be patient and keep his posture for now.

Now the man laughing scared her as she tripped backwards a bit, the female calmly blinked her eyes as she slowly stood back up, dusting herself silently. The man was crazy, and that scared poor little Freya as well. Soon, another male seemed to talk off to the side and Hana, who was annoyed by this male's presence shot a glare towards him. Reaching into her pouch she took out some money, throwing it at the male who swung his arm like a robot with a katana. "Here, child, take it, use it for something good," the female stated. She threw 270 TP's at the boy soon glancing at the crazy male. "I hope we meet again at a better timing," Hana stated as she turned and left the scene.

{Exit}

Alvero recovered and saw the girl hand the other newcomer some money before leaving. "C'ya!" he waved in a drunken manner. However, he wasn't drunk, unfortunately, just plain batshit insane 24/7. He then turned his gaze to the other person entering the scene. "Money! Ohohoho! That's rich, man! People like us? Ninja? We're FUCKED when it comes to money, y'know/ Absolutely. Positively. FUCKED!" he shouted at the man. He managed to keep a straight face for a minute, but then broke out in laughter, tumbling over again into a nearby wall. "I'm just messing with ya, bro! We guys have the good life! All the money, fame and women you could ask for! And those three things ARE what life is about right? And is the sky grey? How about dat S-rank criminals list? Did they find the man with the mask that looks like a fuckin' orange yet? What do we do about global warming?!!! So many questions, so little time to answer 'em, folks! Haha!" he bursted out in one breath before recovering again, only to break down in laughter and fall inside a shop, breaking through a table with people eating on it that looked suspicious.

He got up and the group began cracking their knuckles at the poor, insane guy. "Aww, c'mon guys! We know better than this, right? Right? Eh? Eh? I'm just messin' with ya! Do what ya want to meh!" Alvero shouted with pride and delight at the angry customers. Without hesitation, one of them punched Alvero right in the mouth, sending him tumbling backwards into a wall. "Hahahaha... OH MAN, OH DAMN THAT HURT! BUT FUCK, THAT BOILED SOME BLOOD IN ME! HAAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!" he quickly got up and began laughing maniacally, almost demonically as the trio of men approached him again, armed with knives this time. "Go on, boys! Stick me with 'em! I dare ya!" Alvero continued, holding out his arms to his sides to form a T shape.

Yeah, you're a real work of art you weird ass pansy. Damn, really, all Shigwit had asked for was damn money. No, instead though, some idiot had to be a weirdo and make the man feel all uncomfortable. It was a shame that this kind of douche was a part of Shigwit's village. Ugh ugh ugh, I mean really. Crazy people are just so old fashioned and boooring. After seeing about a million of these creepy people scream and stuff, Shigwit got tired of the same routine over and oooooover. Oh yeah and the person who actually DID listen to Shigwit was a fine sample of unnecessary stuff too. Haha, this girl must be blind to call the robotic swordsmen a child of all names. It should be clear that the Sora ninja was some form of a man specimen. Look at those muscles and awesomeness. Could you find those in a child? Naw, Shigwit was a freak of nature that was too spectacular to be branded a child. But whatever, he got what he actually cared about most. Yerp, that cash thrown towards him was swiped with the free right hand of Shigwit. Each piece of ryo was placed into the palm of his hand tightly so the Genin could make sure their presence was confirmed. Good good, now that all of the cash was obtained there wasn't really any reason to be here any longer. Oh wait a second, the crazy guy was spouting stuff again.

Psst, faggot, get a life with your weird ass self. Ugh, here he goes again talking about stuff no one really cared about. This Alvero guy really had NO significance to Shigwit but because he never liked to turn his back to people this particular Genin would watch the movements of Alvero carefully. Ah, but to no avail did this person even pose a threat to Shigwit. Some old guys that looked like they were in their 90's were beating up this guy. HAHA, how pathetic it was. Disgraceful! How could a ninja get beaten up by old guys with knives? Derp derp derp, a weak little worm this dude was. Nah, Shigwit didn't care though about these old guys that were ganging up on a little kid or something of the sort. While this guy named Alvero would move about his arms in some manner that didn't make sense really, Shigwit would make a hand sign immediately and disappear in a puff of smoke. Pop goes the weasel, that little Shigwit disappeared from the scene with his 270 ryo. IF the guy named ALVERO had attacked Shigwit, he would have clearly avoided the move with a Body Flicker off to somewhere else.

(Yeah, if you attacked me then feel free to speak out and I'll come back.)

(OOC: Nope, I didn't attack, Alvero was just being screwy.)


As Alvero saw the man flicker away, he frowned as if he no longer had any interest in what was going on at the current scene. "Awww, c'mon guys, you scared off our guest! Ah, well, guess I'll have to do it on my own." he continued taunting the men coming at him, the lead one armed with a kitchen knife. Alvero lowed his arms and as the man lunged at him, the insane Chunin had caught the knife in between his middle and index finger, miraculously so as not to cut him. He ripped the knife out of his hand and threw it at the wall behind him, which went crashing through the window, hitting a slot machine and getting three 7's on it. The men ran away seconds later, retreating back to their secluded little shop.

Alvero grinned and laughed menacingly, raising his hands and laughing like a hyena. "I HAVE SLAIN THEE! THOUGH HATH GAINED A KNIGHT'S HONOR! Or some shit like that... ha..." he screamed out loud, echoing down the street. "At any rate, I'd better get going. this place is a damn dive. Heheheh." he muttered to himself, making it sound as if he was talking to someone. Instead of making some awesome exit like the others did, he just walked down the street laughing to himself until he faded into the distance.

[Exit]