Exonaz [Group D]

Chunin TP : 0 Posts : 60 Join date : 2011-05-06

Okay, so here Shigwit was at some big gate. The gate was really boring and people go in and out of it. He ran as fast as he could to the gate so he could meet some person. Right now, the manly man of a Genin would be sporting his usual clothes. These usual clothes were a suit and tie. Their colors were the color of black crap. That was pretty natural to Shigwit, seeing how the suit was found in some trash. Well anyway, the male was pretty tall too because he was so manly man. In his left hand he was holding a piece of metal called a katana. This item was gripped tightly in the palm. Unlike the katana, the right hand wasn't really holding the item in possession so tightly. Light brown and cuddly, there was a dead puppy in the right hand. Little X's would be in the eyes of the pup and blood would be splattered all over the body as well. Unfaded by the flowing blood though, Shigwit would run at full speed and on accident drop the puppy on some little girl. Because he didn't particularly care where the little decaying organism went, the man hadn't been there to witness the faint happiness coming from the girl before she noticed the blood. Whatever, besides these tidbit events that for some reason occurred around Shiggy, there were far more important matters to attend to. Yes, Hoekugakure needed to be eliminated by The Huggly Mist. War wasn't something that Shigwit had not witnessed before so he could care less about that. Nope, right now Shigwit just wanted to meet the Izanazi that was going to be waiting as the gate of joy and love. To be truthful, Shigger hadn't met this Izanazi before. Though, there was some order to him that he was supposed to make contact with the person. War, rape, and death were all normal to the ninja. Haha, a Nazi though? Now, that was something new to the super old Genin.

Anyway, here Shigwit was at the gate of Kirigakure. Also, here Shigwit was with his pants falling down. Yeah, he had a tie and a suit but that doesn't mean he can't forget his belt sometimes. So, while the slim piece of cloth would fall to the ground below, a large beast would come forth from in between the legs of the Genin. Boom, all the ladies would fall to the ground as Shigwit had defeated them all with a single swipe of the belt. His face was lit up with joy under his mask that didn't even truly show the expression. A small chuckle would nearly erupt into a full blown laugh moments later until Shigwit had decided to pull up his pants and hold them with his right hand. While that free hand was holding onto the pants, the other hand would still contain the trusted weapon of Shiggy. Holding this katana onto the soft soil that lay under him, the blade would dig deep into the ground about one inch. This blade would face the gates that were standing before the eyes of Shigwit while he held a respectable posture. Seeing how everyone had been silenced from the nude performance for a brief moment there wasn't really any sound in the place. It was like the whole of Kirigakure would wait for a specific visitor that it had longed for....Or it could be taking a huge shit.

Subject: Re: Exonaz [Group D] Wed May 25, 2011 3:12 pm

The orders, yes, the orders were given and Izanagi wasn't entirely keen on them. The Shinobi had a bunch of things that he wanted to do, but Kazumi had to go and wage a war against another village. The gaping hole on his mask, his mouth to be exact opened wide, and from his move saliva erupted. Connected and splashing against a rock beside the tree that he stood in. Izanagi had his arms folded, his sword on his person as usual. The man had seen his team-mate's entrance and only a sigh could escape his lips. As of now, Izanagi didn't exactly know what to make of this strange person. His dress sense, and general appearance, was unshinobi like. If there is such a thing as unshinobi-like that is. But who the hell cared? Izanagi surely didn't, but the man decided to observe his new charge. A fruit being picked from the tree was swiftly tossed at the new charge, Izanagi watched with amusement. The fruit was heading towards the side of the man's head. Izanagi was actually standing on a tree branch, a few feet away. Maybe fifteen feet away or so, but it didn't really matter. The mask on Izanagi's face painted a grin, a fox grin as they would often call it. The white haired Shinobi was no doubt a devious man. But that was a story for another occasion. It was time for the Kirigakure Shinobi to focus on the task at hand. The swordsman's previous position was the tree branch, that he once stood upon. His current position was the ground, that saw him standing in front of the Genin person. Izanagi was ten feet away, his head cocked to the right, and his right hand waving towards the manly man. "Heller, ugly, how yer derin? Are yer ready for this new adventure we're about to embark on?". Izanagi's hand drop to the side at the end of his greeting. The man kept the distance the same between the two. It wasn't that Izanagi didn't trust this person. The man was more concerned with the Genin releasing something contagious while he was around. One had to be careful with shady characters such as the man before. Alas, Izanagi's body language changed, meanwhile the picture painted on his black mask was wiped away. A blank expression remained on the life like mask. Many who came across Izanagi's mask, often wondered about its mechanics and its connection to the man. It was a new layer of skin on his feet. So much so, that you're required to peel it away, one later at a time. "All fun and jokes aside fer now. I am Izanagi, and I will be the man in charge of leading you to victory. I hope yer came prepared. Since we can't afford fer any mishaps. Now say, Halellujer and praise be the king of the Noobs". A random character had indeed appeared before the Genin. And should this person be as random as the old fox. Then he too might have some fun along the way. "Follow me, there is somewhere we need to go". With those words the Shinobi vanished, heading to a new place of interest.

[Exit]

Chunin TP : 0 Posts : 60 Join date : 2011-05-06

No no no, there wasn't supposed to be enemy attack yet, but for some reason there was. It was time for battle and Shigwit was soooo surprised by the beginning. He was just sooo unprepared for the situation totally. Oh wait, that one Genin was actually prepared as hell. His body was crispy from the sweat that was all over his body. Where did that sweat come from? Of course, that's the sweat from the quick movement that would erupt from the figure. Because of such a highly advanced movement being performed it wasn't bewildering that a person would break out in a sweat. Anyway, those small details weren't very meaningful when the Genin raised his katana with the strength of the left arm alone that had been holding the katana. Since there was such focus on the katana it wasn't difficult for the object to be moved almost instantly to intercept the apple. With a quick swiping motion that had been born from the item releasing itself from the ground alone, the katana would knock away the apple towards some boring pedestrians. After such minimal effort was used in doing this movement a counterattack was almost instant easy to stage. You see, when you're in a battle you have to think ahead. Naturally, you must defend and attack at the same time as well to get the most efficient strategy. Or at least this philosophy was what Shigwit would use. See, after his katana been taken from the ground to knock away the apple that had been launched near Shigwit's head, the ground had dust come up with it. Smoke launched itself towards the front of Shigwit specifically. Naturally, that would be the position of the "enemy". The smoke would be directed towards the eyes of course. Whoever the guy was, there view was blocked. Even if they were playing around, if they saw the guy's blade, they probably expected the apple to be hit away or sliced. But, could they have been prepared for their view of Shigwit to be completely blocked? Whatever, that's what the Genin attempted to do here.

Beneath his mask, Shigwit took a quick peek at the individual while he still issued his attack as well. Seeing how only a single motion was performed by the Genin there was MUCH more energy to spare from the male. Instantly upon contact with the apple the Genin had himself get closer towards the foe. One movement of the left foot would cause the male to propel himself about 13 feet to whoever the "man" before him was. Was this person speaking? Who gave a crap? The assault continued! All enemies must die! There was no time for talk in a BATTLE. Yes, this was a battle. That little cockpit bastard had sent a red bomb of ultra proportions to Shiggy. Red meant death and that was what the bomb looked like to Shiggy. Once the 13 feet line had been reached and Shiggy was 2 feet away from the person his right hand let go of his pants. Yes, there went the universe. Everything fell down and died at this point in time. Once his right hand had let go of his pants, Shigwit had indeed lost them for forever. Laying at his feet were the pants with a little wet spot on them. Yeah, that's right, this manly man wet his pants. But, it was only for a brief second. After that, he held it in just for this fight. This moment...It was created for the ultimate attack. So, using the now free right hand, Shigwit would roll down his undies for the sake of time and release a whirlpool of horror. Pew pew pew, urine launched itself from a huge piece of skin that lay between the legs of Shiggy. Seeing how Shigwit was standing right in front of Izanagi and there was no requirement for Shiggy to REALLY move, this was quite a fierce attack. Yes, his speed was great and there was probably no way to avoid this assault. So yeah, to put it more simply, the Genin began to take a piss on whoever this faggot was that had thrown something at him. The liquids were quick as they tried to grasp their target with all of the power Shigwit contained. Thrust thrust thrust, everything was put into this move! Even though it was too late at this point the ninja did begin to remember what Izanagi had said. Adventure? In charge? Oh crap, don't tell me?....Whatever! This was the ultimate test! Could the commander survive? Well he should, seeing how he IS the king of BOOBS. Who would win between GOD and KING though? The war cry rang in the wind.

"Foo, prepare for HELL!!! I had SO much DAMN water today man."

Subject: Re: Exonaz [Group D] Thu May 26, 2011 5:11 pm

"This bitch ere is gay, gay, gay". Izanagi thought to himself, now springing into action as the man even tried to block his view, but that was all for nothing. A simple dash, maybe a few steps to the left and Izanagi was out of the way, or whatever it was that was trying to obscure his view. Then came the bastard that decided to blow things out of proportion. Izanagi face palmed on the inside, the mask on his face painting a picture of said thought process. There wasn't much the man could do now, the man had tumbled over, his pants down, and to make matters worse. His dick was brandished like a pump action shot gun, but no bullets came from it. Only a warm watery dick canon of stink and annoyance. Pew, pew, pew, but miss, miss, miss, yes the piss had missed the bullseye. Izanagi performing several somersaults in order to escape the onslaught of furious piss. This was absolutely ridiculous, and who would've thought his first meeting would go like this? The man sighed a little and landed on the ground, now out of reach of the urine and the man in general. Well the one that was pissing all over the place that is. This was both random and meaningless, and yet, it somehow fits the situation very well. Izanagi was probably the same as the gay bastard that decided to expose his ding dong. But he was no king kong either. Maybe he should have kept that little pecker in his pants after all. The innocent by-standards that witnessed began to giggle, and for good reason too. The manly man was lacking in size, since what was huge to him, was only four inches in size. Izanagi himself had a giggle fit, snorting, and growing red from the embarrassment. This Shitwit person must find it difficult to please a woman. That bastard. The swordsman waited for it all to settle down somewhat. And my oh my was he glad that he didn't get to leave when he wanted to. The Shinobi chuckled and kept his distance from the man, still unscathed by the Shitwit's actions. Izanagi himself knew that prolonging this thing was a bad idea. And so the Shinobi paused for a few moments and looked at the man now seven feet away from him. "That was not so entertaining. I thought I said we had somewhere we needed to be? Besides, ya went and embarrassed yer self, dunno if I wanna roll with yer now. A small dick weed bitch like yer self can't be popular with ze ladies. In any case, I believe I already introduced myself. It is now yer turn to do so, so please, take center stage and tell us yer life story. On second thought, only introduce yerself, we don't have time to waste ya bastard".

Subject: Re: Exonaz [Group D] Fri May 27, 2011 1:50 am

Jiro saw two people talking as he walked over to them. "I'm supposed to be in group D. Is that you guys?" Jiro walked in and asked them. He sighed and waited for them to reply to him, he didn't even know who these people were, just that they were apparently in his group. They didn't look like a normal group, either, and Jiro personally would have preferred staying in his old group. But alas, he was paired with whoever these two were, whom would hopefully introduce themselves to him at the time. "I can't believe I got stuck with these people... I wonder why I was put in this group instead of the other one?" the young Uchiha thought to himself.

Subject: Re: Exonaz [Group D] Fri May 27, 2011 3:55 am

Jiro Uchiha wrote:: Jiro saw two people talking as he walked over to them. "I'm supposed to be in group D. Is that you guys?" Jiro walked in and asked them.

Chunin TP : 0 Posts : 60 Join date : 2011-05-06

(OOC: and here I am giving you so many chances but you try to make a joke out of all things o-e

Shiggy: See, after his katana been taken from the ground to knock away the apple that had been launched near Shigwit's head, the ground had dust come up with it.

Shiggy: Thrust thrust thrust, everything was put into this move!

I'll leave you to figure out what the ignoring of those two moves mean while I SPARE you accordingly Izanazi. Even though you tried to manipulate my lack of description, you still couldn't even do that so I'll repair the situation properly for deh monsta.)

What? Did this village turn retard on Shigwit? Apparently so, seeing how they don't know a huge ding dang dong when they see one. After Shigwit had indeed taken away his baggy four inch wide pants, a monster had come forth after that action from underneath them. Yes, this was Shigwit's 10 inch long dick that had appeared for realzies. Like a holy statue it stood up like a pimp's pimp cane. Weird, was this Izanazi laughing at himself for some reason? Maybe he had some secret he was holding from others and couldn't help but be jealous of Shigwit for his superiority! Anyway, after the little performance was over between Shigwit and the newfound comrade it was most appropriate to begin the mission as soon as possible. For the sake of being proper, the man would pull up his pants and once again revert to holding them with his right hand. After that was done, the Shiggy then went on to moving his body forward to greet the GREAT man before him. Wait, no, that's not what Shigwit did. Nah, he went on to the behind of the person. His walking pace was slow as he past Izanazi so he didn't show great haste in proving the point he was about to make. Behind Izanazi, about one inch to his left, the katana of the Genin would be stuck plain into the gates with the sharp tip edged deep into the material. Poor gates, if only the launching of the katana had been positioned to the opponent of Shigwit like he had wanted to do. But no, that wouldn't have made the fight fun maybe. Was that the reason as to why Shigwit didn't have the blade hit Nazi? Or perhaps, there was some HIDDEN and MAGICAL reason. Anyway, greetings were going to be brief here due to the ill feelings that were coming about in the area.

"Entertaining? This wasn't a showing of entertainment. No no boyo, this was a showing of you to respect me. You see this blade that could've hit you square in the face? I wish for you to realize you are NOT superior and if you get in MY way I WILL eliminate you. I am going to USE you. My introduction has already been made here boyo. When in battle you can get to know a man and if you couldn't realize my personality in this brief exchange then you shall never come to realize it."

Yeah, that was fun while it lasted. The announcement was gruff and showed no respect for the man that was probably higher in rank than the lowly Genin, but, that sort of thing didn't faze Shigwit. There was no facial expression under the mysterious mask that shrouded him in mystery. Only a little l would be in the place of Shigwit's lips. Sadness? No, that didn't exist in Shigwit. Disappointment? No, that wasn't it either. Happiness? Far from that as well. Haha, it was more like an emptiness filled the Genin as he quickened his pace after his speech. His speed increased for the journey to Dokugakure. The lead was taken by Shigwit as this was only proper for the winner of the duel that had occurred. Of course, that's all in the mind of Shigwit. He thought of himself as the leader currently. Things can change if Izanazi could earn the respect of the ninja. But, if he had any chance to do so, that would be in the upcoming war that was to occur.

(exit)

Subject: Re: Exonaz [Group D] Sun May 29, 2011 1:05 am

Jiro sighed, watching the events before him unfold. "Why did I sign up for something like this... it was so much easier as a missing ninja." he thought to himself, shuffling around a bit as he did so. "I guess I'll just tag along. No need to get too attached to them, right?" he continued to himself. He had no clue why he did all his thinking to himself in these situations, he wasn't that outspoken, you could say. Nonetheless, Jiro was ready for battle. Well, at least that's what he was telling himself to avoid getting depressed over attacking his former village. And so, he performed the hand sign to flicker away, and did so, disappearing in a flash of smoke.

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