Past Tense [Flashback....]

That male, had in fact stood atop a nice little building, shanty if you will. His eyes gazed at the man named Alexander, his Byakugan in full bloom. He noted the rate at which his chakra was going, and decided to attribute it to a technique of transformation. Aside from that, he had leaped down from it, behind said man. The shadows of the buildings hiding him from view from most, but not all. He kept his eyes on the man as his hands decided to weave some signs. From that point, his body had disappeared and reappeared, only just short, of two inches from the males face. This was indeed the jutsu known to all shinobi, as Body flicker. Or on the case of some people, Shunshin no Jutsu.

His eyes gazed at him, those odd eyes. His Byakugan eyes. What evil looking eyes they were too. They not only had no pupil, but the pupil of the byakugan was worse. Gross and nasty it was. The three small lines and the veins the charka seeped through all bulging out of the eye and around it. How awful it looked. Though, it was natural. Sad, but natural. He stood there, two inches away from his face, and waited for an explanation for why he was following him, or it seemed so. Then again, he just assumed it, and his eyes, though ugly, proved this accusation.

The male gazed at the boy and noted, he was just short of shitting his pants. This made the male laugh. He wondered though, if he should teach this boy something. Why should he? he wouldn't get anything in return. And that's the way the world worked. And so, he spoke out in his demonic tone that he always used.

"What would I get out of it. Then again, If I don't get anything, I won't need to teach you anything. To get something, you must give something, right?"

He said as he attempted to place his boot atop of the male's stomach. He would press just hard enough to cause a bit of discomfort, but nothing major. He WAS a little nice at least...

The male, being on the one foot, it was easy for him to shift his weight so that he fell to his left, dodging the chakra as he preformed the seal(s). So, he had dodged it and stood up. How odd, nothing had happened to the air around him. Nothing had happened anywhere to be exact. The true nature of the jutsu was unknown to him. Interesting indeed. He nodded and looked oddly at first.

"Do you know Kirigakure no jutus?"

He asked. he had heard about it. The jutsu that caused a mist around the area. He wanted it, but not many knew it. He really wanted it bad. He shifted his weight as he watched the chakra flow of the male. He was ready, and saw everything around him. That one jutsu he used was good enough for two jutsu as payment, it WAS an instant jump to another place. what interesting thing it was. And so, he waited for the response, ready for almost anything.

"Yea, sure. Unless that is, you wanted to give me both of them. I mean, it IS like an instant transportation thingy or something."

He said as he took out a bottle of water from his jacket. From there he also took out some aluminum foil wrapped object. Opening the top of the bottle filled with water, he placed the object, after opening the aluminum foil, in to the bottle. Then, he shook it up. From that point, he downed the bottle and eyed the man. Oh the colors were that much more interesting. How much fun it was now. He could see the world in the new light that he loved. And this, was why they called him Tetrahydrocannabinol. He loved that name. He REALLY loved that object. And he loved to walk around like this. He then spoke again, in a more happy tone this time.

"WELLL, I think we should do this trade. Either way, I'm able to take either both or just that misty jutsu thingy. Either one will do, and I'll teachie you this one..."

He said as he formed the ram seal. From there, his body appeared behind the boy. But the abrupt appearance nearly toppled him over. How annoying. He rested his hand in the building to keep his body from falling. Nasty shit, this was the only part he hated of that little object. And with that, he hurled.

OOC: LOL

With a confused expression over his face, Alexander carefully observed the actions taken by the other male. He took some odd object and a bottle of water and then did something that nobody could explain. Before the youngster realized it, the man in front of him was seeing more colors than he should have. Heck, after he demonstrated the technique, he almost hit the ground due to the side effects of whatever he did just a moment ago. But, luckily, the youngster memorized the hand seal which the man performed and so he decided to give it a try. Quickly, Alexander performed a hand seal, while at the same time he released chakra from his feet. The technique was activated and all. But, after he re-appeared, the boy continued running and so he slammed into a tree, falling on his butt again. "Ouch." The boy spoke as he slowly got up, holding his right arm on his forehead, which actually took most of the damage. "Was this ok?"

The male shifted as red suddenly started to glow. He cocked his head gently to the left as he watched the male in his red shift. How fucked up. After he had entered the Body Flicker Technique, THC had shifted to guess where he would come out from. And he come out from there. But WHAT he saw came out was fucked up. That Giant Elephant running in to the tree. He was surprised that it didn't knock the tree over. How odd. With a gently poke to the air he spoke.

"Thatsa pwetty goowd bahts eef chu wansta geet oot riiiiiiihhhhht Den chas gooona haaaftah stoop whenscha coome ouuuta boody flipper. er bloopy fligger. I means titty licker. Bah fuckit dat shit. Dat titty tweak yous tryin."

The male shifted as he preformed the seal once more. His body disapeared only to reappear next to the same tree. Perfectly, he was now facing the boy. Oh no, that's right. The travel of almost instant proportions had sent his articles of food to the top of the glass per say. And, you guessed it. He let it all hang out. It spilled all over what was in front of him. How nasty...

The male nodded as the boy left. What joy, he got to play around trying to learn the mist tech. He formed the seal and attempted it. Although needless to say it didn't work. What DID happen was that a sort of stinky mist formed. This was annoying and nasty. Releasing the mist he attempted once more. From there he eyed the world and the mist, was finally a success. What joy! He had finally done it. That odd misty stuff. Worked for him. Form there, he left. Eyup, waddled away with the high worn off. What joy.

{Exit}