Escort

Money roamed the mind of Shigwit as he made his way to a nearby trail. This trail was apparently a quick way to some town that Shigwit was assigned to escort someone to. The trail was pretty tiny and surrounded by tons of trees so the Genin couldn't help but think of the color green. While thinking of green, this man couldn't help but think of money as well. Originally, Shigwit took the current mission only because it was A-rank and pays well. Details? The details of the mission weren't in the interest of Shigwit so he didn't really bother. Whoever the Genin was supposed to be escorting could be of any personality and he wouldn't really give a crap to be honest. It's not like the ninja was required to speak to the person he was escorting. Shigwit's stance on his mission was that he was going to get it done as quickly as possible. Along with this, he'd constantly dream of the cash that he would receive in exchange for completing his job. The items that were in his possession were simple ones for an escort mission. On his side was a clean katana that'd be used if necessary for battle. This blade was unsheathed and held in a tight grip in the left hand of Shigwit as he focused on the arrival of the person he'd be escorting. Under a mask that hid his face cleanly, each eye of the ninja would focus off into the distance in front of him as he faced backwards to the trail.

Since Shigwit had arrived early for the agreed meeting time he couldn't help but get bored. Just in case of this situation, Shigwit had decided to bring a briefing of the mission with him. Of course, he originally didn't plan on reading it so he could focus on the mission itself and it's completion. But well, because he was an impatient man and couldn't help but use something to take away his bored attitude, Shigwit took out a piece of paper. Eying the paper about the background of the person and such, Shigwit would look over every detail with his right palm holding the paper gently. After he'd read the position of the person and their gender, the Genin couldn't help himself. Excitement came over him along with a wave of impure thoughts. Ooooh, what if he could marry into royalty? Think about all the power and money that came with that ranking. Just kidding, he didn't really think about such insignificant details. All Shiggy was interested in was how the noble would be acting. It was a wonder if the noble was snobby or something. Instead of snobby, the noble could be a kind princess too. Anyway, the ninja stood next to the trail thinking over the treatment he'd be receiving.

The young rich woman stood outside of a building. Her lean body wrapped in silks of the finest kind and velvets to keep her warm. The jade green of her eyes shone like diamonds with the shyness of her personality flowing through her gentle, tan face. Locks of ebony fell from her scalp, pulled into a small brain that was then pulled into a bun. The middle of her elegant forehead held a dot similar to a teardrop of crimson color, with designs plaguing her headdress with such artistic skill the gods would be jealous. Colors of pastel and warmth, like crimsons and golds fluttered over her like a princess. Well in a way she was. After all she was only one step down. Her father wished to meet with her on a matter of political importance, however she would and could not go alone, after all, she was but a simple house-wife with brains. As she stood in waiting she watched the clouds pass by. Anytime now her escort would be here. Deep down she hoped it was not some disgusting pervert as the last time. She had awful luck in that travel. The green of her eyes moved to a close before resting on an approaching body in the distance. She had no recognition of said person but judging by the height, weight and overall 'size' she guessed him to be he whom she was waiting for.

A slight bow to him as a thank you for escorting her, she began. "Hello. My name is Estalgia." She said softly before continuing, her eyes soft and gentle. "I assume you are here to help me? Before we continue I wish to thank you for taking time out of your day to assist me on such a dangerous voyage. Not many will heed the call of such caliber." She was silent a moment as thee wind picked up towards the east. "Not much time is here to chat I must get home by tonight as my father eagerly awaits." She managed a soft smile once more. "However no worries you shall be paid for your troubles." Naturally this was all stuff the boy would know, it never hurt to cover the basics. Her movements were graceful as she began walking. Each step landing as if she were gliding on the very ground itself, posture perfect and face held nothing but a kind and thoughtful smile.

Damn, it was taking a long time for the princess to arrive to Shigwit. When you think of royalty you'd usually think of someone being all organized and stuff. It'd be easier if she came at the same time as Shigwit so he could control her movements all nice and properly. So, when she did arrive, Shigwit hadn't really been paying enough attention to notice her presence. It was pretty hard not to notice someone so supposedly beautiful, but, Shigwit ignored her for some reason. When the Genin moved to a nearby tree you'd think something had taken over his mind. Everything else in the world suddenly didn't matter as Shigwit started to do the most manly of actions in front of the great noble. Ignoring her speech completely and believing her talking was only some birdy he got to business. In a sudden thrust that was powerful and showed the power of a ninja nicely, Shigwit would take his pants down and relieve himself onto the tree. Once his lovely juices had finished flowing on the equally lovely nature he became alert enough to notice there was someone behind him as he had his back to her. Since the Genin didn't care what some stranger thought he then turned around while he was halfway through buttoning his pants and such. Although, his speed did accelerate quite a bit when he noticed the person before him was someone of great beauty. Yes, no doubt about it, this woman was the person he was to escort. Wow, Shigwit was no doubt in some deep crap now. Wait, he didn't really care if she saw him. He was going to protect her from other people but not himself.

Seeing how she didn't speak to him yet in his mind, the man tried to remember the words he'd mistaken for some birdy in the distance. Sadly, there was only one word the male could get himself to remember from her speech. The word "paid" crept back into his mind instantly and brought a smile to his face. It was almost like a demon had infiltrated the forest for that very moment as Shigwit revealed his true nature. His eyes would sparkle for a mere second as he lay in ecstasy over the word he'd heard. Swift as a wild animal snatching it's food back would this appearance disappear. Though, no one could see it in the first place over his mask. Shigwit got into a posture for walking once he'd come back to the real world and followed the female. Seeing how Shigwit was now back to his mission state, he'd tried to analyze everything about the woman before him so he may use her to his advantage as best as he could. Indeed, if he finished this mission really quick then he'd get his money just as quickly. If this person being escorted was wild and tended to wonder off, then he'd have to restrain her properly. But, this wasn't the case as she had a kind tone when she'd spoken recently. So, going off of this assumption Shigwit would take advantage of that kindness. Just like her tone, the Genin made an imitation that showed kindness and soft speak. If she was still thinking about him with his pants down then this presentation of kindness would hopefully make her view Shigwit as a gentle and giving man. Everything was made quick and simple when the ninja spoke.

"Miss, I believe it'd be best if you got on my back. We will reach our destination faster if I personally run there."

Her eyes widened as she noted what this man had done. How unbecoming of even a human. Oh vile, how rude, how disgraceful to mother nature. She also noted that he had also thrown an object in to the woods, thus making mother earth that much sicker. How vile this man was. He was not a godsend to any noble woman. Instead, he was but a vile creature that needed to be disposed of. But, buggers can't be choosers of the escorts they get. Aweful that this beast of a male would even enter her presence. Sad sad time it was. And then, to top it off. He asked HER of all people, to partake in such a delinquent act. That, was the worst part of all of this. She could handle the fact that he was a barbarian, sure. She could handle the fact that he was the only escort that was available at the time. And she could handle that he had defiled mother earth with his garbage. But, she simply could not handle the very thought, of him asking her to partake in such ill mannered, self absorbed, gross thing that ever walked this earth, and she would tell him so.

"Well!" She proclaimed, " I have NEVER in all of the days I have been alive, EVER asked to do something so, Vile, ill mannered, Disgusting, and barbaric that that. And you sir, are just that."

She finally proclaimed. It was like a sudden turn of character. Almost as if something new and interesting had forged it's way inside of her and proclaimed it's dominance. She hated that he even THOUGHT, he could get away with such an act. It was distasteful indeed. Her mind wondered of all the sick and overall nasty things this man would also be doing. Perhaps ogling her with his eyes, or raping a squirrel. How pitiful this beast of a man was. How barbaric. Her tongue slightly ran across the top of her mouth, the roof if you will. It was vile, disgusting, and somehow, not as bad as she made it seem. But she was a noble, and she kept to being a noble. And so, she would take what ever this man said and did to heart as vile as it truly was to a noble. They were worlds apart, and that's how she intended to make it stay.

It looks like Shigwit is adept at pissing people off or something of the sort. I mean, it was like all of his calculations had been shot into ruin and dismantled completely. Seeing how he had to watch over his "baggage" carefully the male noticed quickly there was something wrong. Perhaps Shigwit should have thought of the possibility that the item he was transporting contained a wild beast. No, the beast had a tough muzzle on and Shigwit had taken off that muzzle by himself. It was the responsibility of the Genin to keep his little doggy under control but he couldn't accomplish such a simple task. While he was walking still, the male thought over his actions carefully. Oh, where had he gone wrong? Let's see, the first encounter the two individuals had was when he had finished partaking in the release of his body's waste. Then, after that, the noble got all angry. These shifts in emotions were really strange to Shigwit. Simply put, he just couldn't get what had caused the noble to become so flustered. Usually, Shigwit didn't care at all about these sort of ventures into the human feelings but he was unnecessarily bored and had to involve himself in something to keep his irritation at bay. So, Shigwit first looked over the change of character that had occurred. Okay now that the noble is a ignorant baby perhaps manipulation would come along as a more easy task. Since Shigwit had realized that thought, he then began to realize he'd been insulted. He thought over this insult. Once again, he thought over this insult. Then, after about half a second later realized he didn't give a crap.

Well, now that the mood was ruined Shigwit looked at the bright side. There weren't many bright sides to the eerie atmosphere between the two right now, but, Shigwit had found one. Yeah, they were making good time it seemed. While the girl had been knocked up on anger, she'd continue proceeding in the forest normally. Seeing how she didn't stop at any point while she vented her feelings, Shigwit didn't complain. As long as the two kept walking, they'd make it to the town in no time at all. Before, when the ninja wanted to carry the woman on his back, he didn't really expect the offer to be accepted so easily. The statement was more like an excuse to motivate the little princess. As long as you're motivated, it's not hard to keep up your stamina like she seemed to. Along with that thought, Shigwit hadn't encountered any enemy rogues or bandits yet. See, this was the bright side that wasn't very hard to look for and could easily brighten the mood for Shigwit. Besides that though, the Genin had completely forgotten to respond to the noble's announcement. Wait, did he really forgot? Nah, that wasn't his intention to begin with. Shigwit has a very good memory in fact. But, the reality was that he just hadn't made it a point to speak to the noble at all. Since he didn't really care about what the package was saying, he just continued on with his viewing of the royalty so he may keep her safe. Money signs blazed in the eyes of Shigwit behind his mask. Not even a flying pig could faze him right now.

The princess became eloped with a mind of her own. Lost in the thoughts of these politics for her father. It was a troublesome duty and anyone could do it, but it was she who had been called. Seeing as women seemed to quiet down the counsel. She was pompous with her personality, having been kind and gentle until the boy showed his eager disrespect for the poor planet they lived on. She shuttered. How could people do such animalistic things? Sickening.. so much to her stomach she thought she'd throw up and indeed she almost did. A wave of weakness thew over the girl as she wobbled a moment before stumbling and staggering on her long legs. A fuzzy feeling in her head as she found herself maneuvering towards a tree and placing her arms upon it to level herself. It was a strange disorientation and through that wave she began coughing. A dry cough, wrist to mouth to cover from releasing germs. But that wasn't what she had to worry about. No, instead she began spewing blood from her lips, just a small trickling stream. The crimson liquid dripping to the ground before the tensing of her stomach made her vomit. Her whole body fell to her knees and she wretched hands instantly moving to her abdomen. Such an awful disease plaguing her body, something the mission lacked to tell. This girl had something killing her slowly from the inside, that made her oh so much more vulnerable. It didn't matter though, since the boy couldn't protect her from herself. His duty was to protect her from rogues. However her wave of illness left her open to be sliced in half and made her moving slower.

And then the rogues came. The damn bandits with their musketeer hats and green spandex, bows and arrows on their backs with raccoon masks on their faces. They would introduce themselves with a hardy laugh before pulling and raining a fire of arrows at the two. One of which sneaking to the princess and reaching for her pouch. His name was Raven Cloak, yes a pure rip-off of some legendary man who would help the poor. He had brought his group of jolly fellows to take the money and run, not caring who got injured. Such a gentlemen! An arrow would whiz scarily close to the woman's head as she could only sit there in her daze.

Ew, how disgraceful of this little lady. Shigwit really thought of girls as beautiful Barbie dolls that are to be perfect in almost all aspects. Sadly, it looked like this princess had come with some flaws that weren't included in the box. Should Shigwit send her back? Nah, he still had to juice her out of everything she was worth. Anyhow, when the girl had begun her little performance before Shigwit when he was in such a close proximity of her he secured himself closely to her. See, this action wasn't to comfort her necessarily. Actually, to be honest, the ninja didn't care enough about her to provide any form of comfort. But, there were all sorts of flaws in the defense of this woman currently. Yes, the sole job of this shinobi was to provide protection physically and not mentally. Seeing how Shigwit didn't respond to the woman previously he had his attention focused on each of her moves already. If she moved in an odd way then he'd follow her accordingly. So, Shigwit's pace inevitably increased when she moved to a tree. Yummy in his tummy was this little showing that the princess was doing. Vomit and blood seemed to be erecting from her being, oh well, no outside source seemed to spill that blood. Yes, she had something inside her that had made blood come out by itself. Because of this, the Genin just stood near the noble in position to protect her in her state of vulnerability. Oh lookie, look at the left hand of the ninja. Yeah, his hand was on a sword the whole time. It was a shame what occurred in the future moments was too predictable and in the calculations of Shigwit.

Yup, the worst case scenario had come about just like Shigwit had predicted. Because of the great timing of the rogues their attack was ruthless. It was really depressing. Yes, this scene was depressing. Indeed, the depressing atmosphere quickly subsided though in a quick motion from Shigwit himself. Since there were such thorough preparations from the ninja that predicted the worst to occur it was child's play for him to act out a counterattack. One motion was all that was required to stop this assault that had been directed at the person he was occurring. A twist of the wrist from Shigwit occurred as he brought down his blade to the line of arrows that had come. It was a shame how much in sync the bandits were. Because of their joint attack, it was easy for Shigwit to hit every single arrow that came near him and his little princess. Each arrow that made contact with the blade of the ninja had been either hit to a different direction far from the princess or simply cut in half. Oh yeah, but, Shigwit's countering wasn't completed yet. No, neither was his motion that came from his sword. While the sword came down after hitting away arrows and breaking them, Shigwit's vision was focused on the location of the person he was escorting the whole time. So, while he remained stationary he noticed an approaching bandit that was trying to loot the poor lady. Wow, how dense it was of the little guy. The sword was like a message from god to GET OUT OF DIS PLACE. In a clean cut, the decapitation of "Raven Cloak" proceeded smoothly. Seeing how he was the only one that had been analyzed to come near the girl, the Genin then looked at the surrounding arrows that had come towards him and been simply brought to the ground in shambles. Pinpointing the position of his foes with this, Shigwit showed no mercy with a swift set of hand signs had erupted while he stabbed his katana into the ground. Along with this he lifted his mask properly to show his mouth only. Water blasted out from the mouth of Shigwit and towards the bandits that were targeting him and the woman. The technique had an ample amount of power behind it and so easily shattered the legs of each individual. Well, that was over and done with. Picking up his katana from the ground that it had been stabbed into, the ninja offered a proposal and began to walk forward on the pathway leading to the town. Naturally, he had sharp eyes beaming towards the noble so he may still keep a close security while walking forward.

"Miss, let's continue on our fascinating journey, shall we?"

Yes the gang was taken out with such ease. Men with broken legs and a man whose head had been cut off. Oh yes how wonderful this journey was. The princess had blood splattered on her from the spandex-wearing freaks, but she seemed to not notice. Her body shifting and straightening as she gave small wheezes. She missed the whole fight and her body was weak. As he stated they should move on, the girl forced herself to her feet. Unfortunately she wasn't doing so well. Her body shaking as she staggered in something called a walk towards the distance. She tripped over a root and stumbled, falling onto a tree trunk and sighing as she got to her feet once more. This girl seemed to have more problems than hairs on her head. She sniffed and wiped her eyes which had teared when she lost her lunch. Those green eyes dull and with a lack of anything but sadness. She was not enjoying herself and it was obvious. She took a deep breath and pushed on. Her eyes showing the witty discomfort she obviously held. She didn't know about this boy he was loyal to the job though. That was all she needed. Whether he cared about her personally didn't matter. An animal yowled in the distance followed by a snarl and the groan of what sounded like a really sick old man. There was no man though..

A snarl and a groan in the distance bode ill will. The eyes of the girl widened as she felt scared, the area about them rustling and waving. How awful. She managed a soft smile of nervous type, "Yes.. let's go on.." She was scared, fearing the idea of someone coming from behind them to attack. Even nobles could be afraid. Her body shivered as she pulled her fabrics closer to her body. A sleeve ran across her lip wiping away the excess of her blood and puke. She felt awful. Would she even make it to this place? She had second guesses now. This man was strong, but she didn't know what was coming after her. As she left herself in thought, she suddenly let off a scream. Her body feeling like she was falling... Indeed because she was. A large hole covered in leaves.. oh yes.. how cliche'. The girl had fallen into the deep hole a sort of thud resounding as she gasped, her body releasing breaths shakily. Winded from the fall. She was disoriented and was staring at the sky why she tried to regather her composure.

Great, everything went just as Shigwit had knew it would from the start. It almost made the man burst a gut on how correct he was from the very first thoughts that occurred in his mind. He remembered how he had offered his assistance to the woman before so she could be transported more easily. Oh, but no, she was a very strong lady. Yeah, this woman could do everything by herself! No, it didn't seem like that was the case. Naturally, Shigwit had known this fact from the beginning of the journey when he had offered to put her on his back. It was plain obvious this woman simply couldn't go on by herself anymore. At this point, she was a hindrance that Shigwit would have dropped a long time ago. When the girl commenced her walk towards Shigwit he stood in place and watched the beaten dog and it's actions. After she seemed to force out a sentence or so, Shigwit prepared for the woman to completely die out in front of him or something. His grip was placed on his sword tightly while he watched carefully. Once the girl had wiped off her crap on her face Shigwit was getting pretty bored at this point. Suddenly though, there was a scream. This scream didn't necessarily alert the Genin but instead acted as a trigger for his movement. Everything was pretty funny at this point. I mean, here Shigwit was protecting this noble but he didn't really tend to her mental attitude as much as he should have. So, after the little girl had been caught in a trap Shigwit tried to take away his boredom by helping her escape.

First of all, there weren't any items that could be used to get people out of a hole in the forest that Shigwit felt like looking for. Because of that, he took off his shirt. Oh, his beautiful shirt just had to be sacrificed for such scum. It was disgusting to Shigwit how such beauty had to be sacrificed for such ugly. Well, no matter, money trumps all. After the shirt was taken off, the Genin used his sword as well for this rescue process. The sword had the shirt tied around it properly. Along with this, the ninja used an undershirt to provide extra length. After that had been done, there was just enough length of the sword and shirts to get the lady out of the hole. Putting the sharp side of the sword in his hand, Shigwit held it by the less sharp end. Once that was done, the handle of the sword and the shirts were put into the hole while Shigwit held everything together. Now, all the noble needed to do was to grab on and Shigwit would pull her up with all of his strength that he could provide. Since this was such a simple procedure, the Genin began to plan for the future. Okay, so they were pretty close to the town at this point. Actually, it was in sight from the current position. Because of this, Shigwit would announce such reassuring words to the young lady. Well, he tried at least. Hopefully there would be a sense of salvation in his words.

"We're close to the town."

Estalgia had twisted her ankle and lost her breath. What a bad day this day had become. She'd lost her expensive lunch, exposed her illness, been attacked by tight-wearing faggots, seen some guy piss on a tree and now she was in a hole. Literally. In. A. Goddamn. Hole. Really this girl was beginning to hate her life. She winced as she struggled to her feet and yelped in pain at the ankle. Oh how fun now the ninja was becoming impatient. She could help her physical anomalies. After all the gods made her that way, not herself. There was no real point in fighting your makers. Her ankle pained from the swelling and she had to grit her teeth. Usually she'd have painkillers, but hey.. that wasn't going to happen. She only really needed her hands anyways. She walked, well more of limped, towards the side of the hole and gripped her hands tight on the fabric, twisting it in her hands as she slowly pulled herself up. She began climbing up the side instead of waiting for the man's help, after all she was tired of looking completely pathetic. Every movement brought her one step closer to the edge of the hole until at last she could practically taste the grass and leaves above. She took a deep breath and with a heave she pulled herself out of the large crater and rolled onto the ground before the man. She stared at the sky a moment before gathering her breath and pushing to her feet indeed tehy were almost there. Her eyes looked soft as she thought over the day. This boy had gone through hell. She appreciated it, but she'd never show that appreciation. Once on her feet she began walking once more. "When we get there.. You should rest before your return" She spoke as her hands unwrapped the shirt slipping something in it. He might not notice but as the mission started out at 75 pay she was allowing him an extra 25 for his good sport, despite the pissing episode. She'd never speak of what she did and if he asked she'd deny. However she did have a kind heart, and her rage had died down. "Now let us hurry to the town. It is getting late and I do not wish to keep my father waiting." She dropped the fabric at his feet and limped ahead of him, glad to see the finish line. What a day!

Wait, she's stealing his crap. Dammit, Shigwit knew this woman was way too odd. Besides her being bat crazy and being a classic puke machine, there was something off. Once she'd been pulled out of the hole by herself Shigwit still continued looking at her as closely as he could. Because of this, the male still noticed when she tried to sneak something. This little hoe thought she could steal from a ninja apparently. Pfft, it wasn't hard to track what she was doing. Wait, did he even have anything in his shirt? Nah, the Genin didn't think so. Wait wait, it looked like she maybe had slipped something in instead then. Whatever it was, Shigwit would find out later though. After she'd done that all discreetly she then dropped his shirt. It was like the whole world slowed down suddenly. The eyes of the ninja bulged and popped out as they glared at the shirt as it fell to the ground. It was almost like some tears had been asking to come out. Then, suddenly, everything sped up and the shirt hit the dirty ground. Crap, that shirt cost a lost of money. But now, it was all ruined. Bugs, dirt, and other nasty stuff would be crawling through it now. Shigwit felt like stomping his feet in anger but he didn't and kept his cool. Then he noticed his sword lying near him too. Ohohoho, lots of ideas couldn't help but pop up in that single moment where he looked at his sword. But anyhow, the Genin suddenly felt a sensation come over him.

It had been a long time since Shigwit had gone to the bathroom. Yup, he'd been holding everything in for this little girl this whole time. So, before he got to the town it was a wise decision to relieve himself immediately. You know, it was really convenient that there was a hole right behind him. So, because of this blessing, Shigwit took down his pants and squeezed as hard as he could. Pop, it was like a rocket went off. The nuke took down the whole forest as a distinctive fart came out from the vicinity of Shigwit. It took a few minutes to fill up the hole but Shigwit did it. Once he did that, he went ahead to where the princess was smelling like he'd went up a horse's ass with his suit. Because the girl was ahead of him and walking with some apparent energy, the two would make it to the town quickly. So, once he go to the town the little noble person would pay Shigwit for his heroic deeds of awesome justice. Then, Shigwit said bye bye and took his cash.

(EXIT e_e)

The woman wouldn't care anymore. She had tried to show her appreciation to the man and yet again he acted like an immature child. It didn't matter, she was home. Her father rushed out and held her, patting her head as he gave words of reassurance through his lips. Words of how she was precious and that he would never send her travelling without some help, ever again. Oh that was all so great; a reunion. The two heldthat pose before the father sniffed and looked at the man. "This is the ninja who protected you?" His eyes sat on the strange child with eyes ablaze with fury. "What a little pervert. No decency I feel insulted in his very precense!" The man proclaimed, pushing his daughter behind her and glaring at theboy. "Nonetheless he returned my Estalgia, so here." With a good arm he chucked the money wad hard at Shigwit aimed towards his crotch as the man was not a very kind one. His eyes aglow on rage. "Thank you. Now get the hell out of my town."

There was a moment of awkward silence as the group just stood there. Estalgia made sure not to stare but the scent was grotesque. They used that hole to catch and trap food. What an insensitive asshole! So insufferable! The noble couldn't believe his matured eyes. If it were up to him, he would have had the boy killed then and there for even being NEAR his daughter. The man's lips pressed to the neck of a bottle as he downed the contents. His eyes showing that he was debating seriously what to do. Should he send the dogs after this awkward person or not?

Estalgia bowed to the little monster before turning back to her father. Arm around his she led herself following footstep after footstep, leaning happily. Herr father was kind just unforgiving. Such a gross little boy and with awful mannerisms. Her father made a mental note never to hire that boy ever again. With a quick movement a group of ten ninja assassins would pop out and charge the boy as he took a dump. What would happen to them and him, the man hardly cared, he had his daughter safe and sound and that's all he needed. With a grin he kissed her forehead, guiding her forever away from the strange little man and his insults to society. She did know one thing though, that boy should be on empty by the time he got home.

[done]