Make Out Paradise [Mission]

It was official, they where deliberately giving him stupid mission. He was sure that no other Genin's had waded through the Village's Sewers to find a Cat. He'd been introduced to the by-product of living in a Village the, 'Hard-Core Way'. He wondered where it all went.
The day had started well enough, the sun had risen normally. He'd went through the usual motions of the day. Seen the same people he saw everyday, and he'd left to go retrieve the message that would inform him of his daily assignment, or Mission.
And quite honestly most of them where EXTREMELY suck-ish.

Continuing his mental revamp of the past few hours events; they'd mainly constituted of attempting to NOT to this Mission, but unfortunately there was nothing for it. But everything he did was to minimum effect, wait scratch that. Nothing he did was even in the slightest managed to sway their 'fixed-in-concrete' minds.
Couldn't they have given the Mission to one of the elder Shinobi? many Chunin and indeed other Genin would absolutely LOVE to do this Mission.
Although he could understand that many if not all of the Teams had female members and thus would not be very happy with completing the Mission. Unless of course they had 'other' preferences as to their romantic interests, well quite honestly there would be absolutely ZERO chance of them completing this Mission.

Trotting happily along the path, that would lead to the Hot Springs, Kakusan began to think about how he was going to do this. He would possibly have to account for the existence of guards, all the males of the Village seemed to have gotten it into their head that they weren't really going to live that long, and might as well live it on the high road.

So here was the big question, how was he going to accurately record what went on inside the girl's section of the Hot Springs?

This was what was spinning around Kakusan's head, and the point of the Mission was completely wasted on the young boy who had little to none experience with romantically hanging around members of the opposite gender.
Perhaps that was why he had been chosen to perform this particular assignment. Othe shinobi would perhaps go out of control with the presence of all those bodies. However Kaku didn't completely understand why they would loose the cool that many Shinobi so valiantly aimed for in life. Only to lose it in the process of making life. Which was actually the only part of it that Kaku understood. Being brought up in a Medical Center would do that to you.

Frowning to himself, Kira saw the first mention of the term 'Hot-Springs' on the sign posts, this was where he'd have to start concentrating. The mental conversation he'd been conducting with himself ceased and faded into the oblivion of subconscious memory. If Kaku wished he would be able to restart the conversation at a later date, but now within his head lay only the different variables and challenges he might face within the walls of the complex he was about to 'invade'.

The biggest risk was detection, and then close after would come the pain of being found. A scorned woman's fists could and probably would be very painful. And he really didn't want to hurt them, that was one of the earliest lessons taught to him.
But again it was drilled out by the combat situations he was put in, so he had two conflicting messages. Both of which where central to his life. The kindness that he was expected to give out, and the pain and punishment that would be delivered to those that hurt him.
Frowning at his problem, Kaku decided to split his forces, and slowly made the motions of his palms and digits that where commonly known to Shinobi as 'Hands Seals' or Hand Signs' their purpose? Well that quickly became apparent as several crows began flocking together. Their bodies joining and taking on separate colors and soon, two separate bodies landed next to him. Both of them absolutely replica's of the young raven haired boy.

Now the games would TRULY begin.

The best way to hide a tree was to put it in a forest. So that was exactly what the young Genin was going to do. By using the transformation Technique they'd 'become' girls. However how where they going to draw them? Kaku had no idea, all he had so far where the beginnings of a plan, the three replicas of Kaku found a shadowy alley, where they each proceeded to strip down to the bluff, and then proceeded to use the Transformation Technique to become three entirely different looking girls.

It was quite a strange feeling to be walking around absolutely naked, but having no one pay you any undue attention. Of course having other boys look at you like that was a tad bit disconcerting, but in the face of the plan it was needed if unwelcome discomfort.
They entered the Hot Springs, and made their way to the Women Section. Under the cover of the steam from the springs, no one noticed a few extra 'poofs' of smoke among the already copious amounts.
However when the three Genin looked down at their bodies they saw nothing, it was the same all over, none of the detailed features that would allow them to pass as members of the opposite sex.

So thus they took a few secretive glances around at the bodies around them, and once again edited their appearances to fit in, and proceeded to enter the water. The level of relaxation the steaming water induced almost made them loose the Transformation. If someone had looked closely enough, they're have observed the change of features the trio underwent. As it was in the steam environment, no one really seemed to care particularly.

So thus Kaku had his brainwave that would allow him to do this Mission without doing it inside the Springs, well perhaps inside the springs, but not of anyone else but him.
So Kaku and his separate Clones wandered around the Springs, closely examining the display of sheer female prowess, and being completely unaffected.
Perhaps if it was anyone else they would loose the concentration needed to hold the jutsu and be discovered.

Once it felt like they'd each memorized as many bodies as their minds would hold they left, and began to make the arrangements needed. First a Camera was required and they found one for rent, however the pictures would require extra to be able to retrieve them. They rented a closed off section of the Hot Springs, and the plan began.
Creating a few more of the Crow Clones, Kaku set them to transforming into the women and girls he'd seen before he manned the Camera.
He walked around them, snapping several shots from various angles, some of the Clones began to get creative and entered several suggestive posses.
The Old perverted Sage was going to have a fit when he saw these. Possibly no one else had managed something like this outside of...well, most people would know.

After paying for the pictures, and the rents on the Camera and Hot Spring, Kaku dispelled the Crow Clones and walked home, a satisfied smirk plastered across his face.
[Exit]