Nanashi's missions

Name: The Springtime of Youth.
Rank: SSS.
Pay: 1 TP.
Background info: Nanashi felt the need to put up a mission board for some idiots because he has been threatened with a demotion if he doesn't have some Genin, wherever they may be, or Jounin, whoever you people are because they have so much time on their hands to read this, to do some errands. So far, the errands are simple yet very dangerous. At least for some pubescent twerp who happens to be a minor. These are some of the tasks all for an honest work's pay.
Descriptions: Slap a girl's ass, preferably someone whom you are crushing over. Get a magazine of PlayNin and read it IN an adult store stealthily and then go into a strip club and get some hands on experience into becoming a man. That, or just any Kunoichi you find around the street. Afterwards, grow a stubble and have some scar across your face somewhere, and always scowl to look badass despite being a young twerp. Also grow bulging muscles and wear ripped sleeve shirts whilst also wearing shades. Must look tough and badass by the end of the mission. The scar has to be from some nail.
Requirements: Has to be below the age of 17. Has to be a minor.
Word Requirement: Not a lot really. Just minimum of 150 words and 5 sentences.

Name: Hunt Festivities.
Rank: A-rank (for pay grade, not for the skills of the rogues.)
Pay: 100 per bounty destroyed.
Background info: Amegakure ninjas that run away to flee from Amegakure under Kumogakure administration has been quite an annoying hassle as of late. The head hunter, Nanashi, is quintly annoyed with how long the hunt has turned out over the length of time it took due to how the Amegakure fugitives hide. Let it be known that this is turning into an official man-hunt to which Nanashi may not be involved in anymore directly due to the fact he has other things to do at life than playing chase-tag. Henceforth, there are wanted posters everywhere that label ANY Amegakure ninjas without an official government stamp from Kumogakure updated in the last week, to be terminated. DESTROYED. In other words, there will be posters everywhere at Yukigakure with this information, whilst there will be gossip going about by word of mouth of the bounty hunting (NPCs).
Descriptions: Simply put, kill all Amegakure ninjas that turned rogue by running away from Amegakure. But do NOT kill any Amegakure ninjas that are loyal to Kumogakure and the administration. To do so will revoke ANY rewards, and a price on your head will be placed equivalent to an Amegakure ninja. Other Amegakure ninjas interested in pay may embark on this mission on PRIOR PERMISSION of high Jounin-ranking authorities accompanying them from Kumogakure, or Chuunin-ranking Kumo-nins would work as well. Destroy the bodies as far as you please, only leave the head intact for identification, and bring it to any Jounin-authorities in Kumogakure. To do so will not only yield a reward opportunity, but also a chance to be a wielder of Kumogakure citizenship. Hence able to get the following benefits of training from Kumogakure teachers since technically, you ARE a citizen. All for the death of any rogues who run off from Amegakure, but also at a later date, this will extend to specific Missing Nins at large who are marked for death by Kumogakure. Stay tuned for said names.
Requirements: None at all besides a good heart for the hunt.
Word Requirement: N/A.

Name: Mission Unpossible.
Rank: A
Pay: 100 TP.
Background info: Secret, and has been described to the person who is participating within this mission.
Descriptions: Top secret, can only be learnt from Nanashi. Although when completed, just place the package within the mail and write it off as Mr. Horn Burger as the recipient. The Courier nins will know who to deliver it to.
Requirements: Has to know what the mission is by asking Nanashi.
Word Requirement: None really, it's just the action has to be done, a requirement of five posts only.